There’s no need to bury him. It’s fine like this.

His eyes are staring into the sky, and he can watch the stars he longed to see, forever.

Don’t take that away from him.

- Party’s Drow Ninja who became the de-facto leader shortly after the party’s leader, a Caveling Goblin Fighter, sacrificed himself to save the party from a dragon. (via outofcontextdnd)

I love magic users. You wake them up in the middle of the night, and they just go, ‘Eh? Nnngg, Mage Armor.’

- Barbarian (via remuspumpkinly)

(Source: outofcontextdnd, via coffeemachinegun)


every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via polarcell)


I’m not going to fight in the skeleton war because I do not support the skeleton military industrial complex or skeleton imperialism sorry

(via polarcell)

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie, via polarcell)


Costume from

(via polarcell)


i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

(via polarcell)


bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens

bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens

(via polarcell)

(Source: a-conical-hat, via avaruusotus)

@thurmblthur  Well its not like they can change their classes now and besides I want them to choose classes they feel like fits their characters or they find cool. Which I agree can be terrible if you are trying to make a working character. But we are roleplaying.